PLEASE BE PATIENT! I'm currently undergoing photosynthesis.

What the fuck could that possibly mean? You're a human, jackass. Well no fucking shit. I'm goddamn it growing. I'm nutrionizing myself with direct fucking sun-beam-rays in order to fulfill our plot orders. Are you fucking blind?

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